Get. It. Out.

I let my kids eat cereal for dinner at least twice a week and tell them it's a special treat.

I pretend to be asleep when the baby cries at night so my partner gets up instead.

I cancelled plans with my best friend because I just needed a night alone with Netflix and snacks.

I told my kids the ice cream truck only plays music when it's out of ice cream.

I took a work call in my car for 20 minutes just to have five minutes of silence.

I have hidden chocolate in the back of the pantry behind the quinoa because no one in my house will ever look there.